Bitter, sour, angry those are the three words that describe Mr.I hate my life. He is a old man that hates his job so much, that he has become a bitter old man. Mr. I hate my life always shows up to work with a big bag of evil sarcasm against his back. He treats everyone like trash and wishes he could have a better job. Even though he can't because he is an evil old man.
I show up to work once every week and who do I get as my supervisor? You guessed right! I get Mr. I hate my life. I do nothing but my work. What does he do? He scrutinizes and makes fun of my mistakes. Sometimes I wounder, why is he so mean? Rumor has it that he used to be a wanna be actor and he got rejected so many times, that now he just hates life. His hopes and dreams went down the toilet. Another rumor going around is that his ex dumped him for an abercrombie male model. That's why he refuses to buy their clothes. At least that explains his hideous wardrobe.
His favorite drink is plain black coffee. That reflects his mood every morning. No sugar, no spices, no cream ! Gosh no sugar what does that mean? He ain't sweet that's what it means.
Over the weekend i went to Universal Studios. I heard lots of people talking, most likely because ythey were excited that they were their. People screaming was heard at the entrance because they were scared by a guy in a costume. I heard lots of laughter as people came out of the shrek 4-d building. I heard bells because people were winning in the arcade room. The best thing that was heard throughout the day was the sound of the simpsons ride which i thoght was good by the way. I smelled lots of different things while i was inside the park like pretzel's. I smelled water from the nickelodeon kids zone. I smelled body odor from some people walking by. I smelled soda all through the day because soda was spilt all over my friend. I also smelled the nice perfume my mom was wearing most likely trying to impress my dad with. I touched lots of hand rails all throug the night so i wouldn't fall off the stairs. I felt the silver guy acyting like a statue grab me trying to scare me. I felt the mist from the shrek 4-d show hit my face because donkeyt sneezed. I touched water with my hand in the nickelodeon splash zone. Lastly i touched chucke from the rugrats and we took pictures with him. I saw lots of adults dressed in costumes that worked at universal for the halloween event. I saw a silver guy playing around with all the guests including me. My family and friends were seen all through the day because i couldnt get away from them. I saw lots of different kinds of junk food sold at very high prices. I saw the famous world globe at the entrance of universal studios. I tasted water from the water fountains which tasted like tap water. I tasted a pretzel that i ate because i wanted a snack. My Dr. Pepper tasted ice cold as it cooled my body through the long hot day. I could taste my moms perfume which was due to the strong smell that it had caused. Lastly i tasted IHOP that we ate after we left Universal. Universal Studios was really really fun.
[Akon:]Konvict (Konvict)Oooh [8x][Colby:]I peeped you on the phoneJust showin' off your stoneAnd noticed that, that pinky ringIs bright enough babyI know you're not aloneBut I could just be wrongThe way them fellas houndin'And sizing you up babyAnd I like the way you take advantageOf every man you loveI see, and I know your game girlBut I don't mind if you come and play with us, just don't talk too muchI see you, you're so cute, you don't have to say a word[Hook:]Yeah those guys wanna come treat you rightCause you sweeter than apple pieEverything that you want you gotGirl you know that you need to stopMost beautiful thing in sightAlways taking on the spotlightAlways in the club lookin hotGirl you know that you need to stop[Chorus:]Always talking bout what you gotAlways talking bout what you gotAlways talking bout what you gotGirl you know that you need to stopAlways talking bout what you gotAlways talking bout what you gotAlways talking bout what you gotGirl you know that you need to stopGirl I can tell you want somethin' to loveThat's why you hold on to everythingthat pass you byCan't resist girl, and I cant lie and I can tell if you are here for meOr everybody watchin' you shakefrom left to rightThe way you move got me hypnotizedAnd I like the way you take advantageOf every man you loveI see, and I know your game girlBut I don't mind if you come and play with us, just don't talk too muchI see, (I see it) so you don't have to say a word[Hook][Chorus][Akon:]Can't keep my eyes away from you girlWhen you get on the floorAnd do what you doAnd everybody want to come backTo that body and kind of remind myself I'm like youBe sure that type drive a man crazy and snatch him away from his ladyNo matter how hard the man hold backHe'll end up callin' you babyAnd they never really know what to doOnce you expose that thing you doyou had him crawlin' on his hands and kneesAnd you find a way to get him out of that cheeseAnd why you thinkin' you're the only dudeShe off in the mall livin' off of youLettin' errbody know she got youBut now you feel like a fool[Hook][Chorus][Thanks to bgrutgers30, laila for correcting these lyrics]
Response
This song does not relate to me but is the exact oposite of me. I like this song alot and its one of my favorite songs. It shows an example of how some women are very cruel to men who just want to love us and be with us til the end. It is messed up how girls use men to get what they desire most, wealth. As this song describes how she has all this fabulous and glamourous stuff, it also shows what most women want from men. I am a women that wants to be with a guy for who they are as a person, not by what im given to win my love. I am a girl who doesnt like when a guy pays for everything. I like to pay once in a while to show how much i want to be with them. I would never be with a guy for anything else except for how i feel towards him. Any woman out in the world thats doing what this song describes is plain out cruel. Any man out there thats been in this situation knows that this song is true in every way and cant help to be hurt by being a victim towards another woman's greed. I dedicate this to all the men thats been hurt by this situation. I will be a girl thats in the a realationship for the good reason's. As you can see this is a very touchy song and is therefor my favorite song out right now.
Mich Child of blanca and Ruben Who loves family and friends Who hates fake people Who wants to go to college Who wishes he could've something Who is scared of the dark Who dreams of Shia labouf Who is determined to follow my dreams Who values my friends Who is proud of my choices Who graduated from Burbank Who lives in michelle's world
