Bitter, sour, angry those are the three words that describe Mr.I hate my life. He is a old man that hates his job so much, that he has become a bitter old man. Mr. I hate my life always shows up to work with a big bag of evil sarcasm against his back. He treats everyone like trash and wishes he could have a better job. Even though he can't because he is an evil old man.
I show up to work once every week and who do I get as my supervisor? You guessed right! I get Mr. I hate my life. I do nothing but my work. What does he do? He scrutinizes and makes fun of my mistakes. Sometimes I wounder, why is he so mean? Rumor has it that he used to be a wanna be actor and he got rejected so many times, that now he just hates life. His hopes and dreams went down the toilet. Another rumor going around is that his ex dumped him for an abercrombie male model. That's why he refuses to buy their clothes. At least that explains his hideous wardrobe.
His favorite drink is plain black coffee. That reflects his mood every morning. No sugar, no spices, no cream ! Gosh no sugar what does that mean? He ain't sweet that's what it means.
